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I live with two Raider fans, YIKES - Don't hate me!!!
HUBS and Landon! HUBS has been a die-hard Raider fan since birth and somehow he's wickedly turned my baby against me and now, my precious little boy thinks he's a Raider fan (Waaider if you speak Landon). One who owns a jersey and wants a helmet - Disturbing!!!!
When Landon was a baby, HUBS family showered him with RAIDER paraphernalia. I had Raider socks, onesies and jersey's coming out my laundry shoot! I tolerated it because I was still in "New-Mom Euphoria" and everything was cute, but my friends - THIS IS NOT CUTE!!!!! MIMI sent Landon a new Raider jersey and since receiving it last week, all he wants to do is wear it!
"Momma, I werrr waider jersey?" He asks me every morning and I have to sadly tell him, "Sorry Charlie, Not today!" I reluctantly allow him to wear it around the house, but that's it! I fear for his safety should I allow him to wear it in public, after all, we do live in Raider Hater Country. Awe ~ Poor Landon, the agony he will suffer as a Raider fan.
What parent would willfully expose their child to the Raider Nation? A Raider Fan!! Have you seen those barbaric fans? The ones who dress up as if it was Halloween every Sunday? Crazy I tell you, crazy. We won't even go into attending a game in Oakland, it's bad.........HUBS and I both agree that Landon will have to wait a small eternity before, EVER attending a game in Oak-town. It's a scary sight!
My favorite NFL team is the San Diego Super Chargers! For a short time I thought I might have won Landon over and convinced him the Chargers were his favorite team, but I lost that battle somewhere along our journey, now I will forever pay the price. DARN it!!!!
Although, I take much pride in my team beating up DA-RAIDAS. The past six plus years my Super Chargers have spanked-up the Raiders and boy do I enjoy the gloating, the celebrating! And how sweet it is to RUB my success in HUBS face.
It truly is inspiring - Go Chargers!
P.S. Somehow/Someway the Raiders managed to defeat the Broncos, WOW...OMG!! I still can't believe it - 31-10 - Holy Smokes. HUBS and Landon were so excited, I couldn't help but be excited for them and in honor of their win I allowed (still trying to figure this one out) HUBS to purchase RAIDER Christmas cards - WHAT THE???? I will be including a family portrait of me in my CHARGER gear - OMG..............still trying to figure out - How I allowed this - Was I drinking? Was my judgement clouded by all the shopping I did with Moms and Granny? Have I lost my mind? HOLY HECK!