Momma Mel’s (Sister #2) and I are currently exchanging views on whether or not it’s OK to donate old panties to Goodwill?
Her first take on this subject is "YES" as some pretty panties are currently sitting in a Goodwill bag, awaiting delivery to the glorious store.
“But, but they are Victoria Secret!” she confessed through a cackle.
I DON'T CARE - ABSOLUTELY NOT – gross-ick. No used pair of panties is entitled to be circulated through a Goodwill regardless of quality or use – Noooo! There’s no good-will in donating used underwear – Nasty!!! I fathom the idea and dry-heave. Gross.
As for Momma Mel’s there’s some definite confusion, but as of late she has yet to make up her mind on whether to toss or donate because she’s to busy suffering from hysterics and or embarrassment. I can't sway her either way - all she does is laugh and then I start laughing and end of conversation.
Will she remove the USED panties from the bag and toss or will she happily donate to some unsuspecting sole? It's really a question of moral fiber.
"Tears Come Streaming Down Your Face" = Fix You by Coldplay (I love this song)